Red, White & Moo (Pee-Yew!) Notes from Tooting Cows: A Dad's Darn Tootin' Fart Book

Red, White & Moo (Pee-Yew!): Notes from Tooting Cows
A Dad's Darn Tootin' Fart Book
by Captain Tootypants
 
In Red, White & Moo (Pee-Yew!), things on Farmer Hank’s farm are about to get gassy. His mischievous cows aren’t just content with tooting around the barnyard—they’ve started writing notes demanding more "fart fuel" like beans, lentils, and Brussels sprouts. As the Fourth of July approaches, their flatulent ambition grows: they want to launch the stinkiest fireworks show the farm has ever seen.
 
But Farmer Hank has had enough. After a flurry of funny back-and-forth notes and escalating toots—including a warning about the dreaded Sir-Toots-A-Lot—the cows get their way… until Farmer Hank unleashes his own powerful payback. The result? A hilarious stink standoff that leads to a truce and a sweet, stink-free ending… or so they think.
 
Captain Tootypants delivers another uproarious hit with Red, White & Moo! This laugh-out-loud picture book blends clever rhyme, outrageous humor, and a delightfully absurd plot that will have young readers giggling nonstop. The cows’ notes to Farmer Hank add a fun storytelling twist, and the escalating “fart war” between cows and farmer is full of surprise punchlines that build to a stink-tacular finale.
 
Despite the potty humor, there’s a sneaky dose of heart buried in the hilarity: a message about compromise, peace, and knowing when to call a truce (even if it’s to save your nostrils). Perfect for kids who love silly stories and parents who aren’t afraid of a little cheeky fun, this book is a gas from start to finish. And with a surprise twist at the end involving some burpy donkeys, you know the fun is far from over.
 
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